Pasta with ketchup, and soft cheese that’s blue?

Crispy fried chicken, with sausages too?

 
French bread with garlic, and onion and bay?

What shall I eat for dinner today?

 
A bucket of fish heads, a bowl full of mud?

A plate stacked up high with revolting brown crud?

 
Boiled monkey brain for dinner each day?

I just will not eat it, I will not, no way!

 
More appetizing, is steamy hot broth;

The perfect hot mix, for a dry tickly cough.

 
Or maybe a curry, with white sticky rice?

A naan bread or two would surely be nice?

 
Grilled aubergine with Chinese satay-

Oh what shall I eat for dinner today?

 
Stale fusty pies, all covered in mould?

Or sloppy pea soup, served icy cold?

 
I’d much prefer, a big chocolate cake;

With icing and cream, to make my teeth ache.

 
A round of brown toast, with lovely boiled eggs?

Or a starter of snails, and deep-fried frogs legs?

 
For tasty cuisine, I’m willing to pay-

What, oh what, shall I eat today?

 
Ice-cream with toppings and lashings of sauce?

Or raw burgers made, from the meat of a horse?

 
Rat on a stick, or vomit fondue?

Pigeon and cat’s feet, all boiled in a stew?

 
Juicy fruit salad, with Kiwi and Grapes,

Strawberries and apples, with lemon pancakes?

 
Mashed-up banana, on toasted white bread?

What shall I have for dinner, I said!

 Sweet apple pie, with thick golden crust,

Or tin foil in gravy, that tastes just like rust?

 
Tender baked turtle, with hot soup that’s flavoured?

Or maybe a dish, that’s far less endangered?

 
But sadly for me, I don’t have a say-

I’ll have to make do, with school dinners today!

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